panikoza
we build strange brands for strange people.
if your brand could talk — what odd story would it tell?
unforgettable has a shape. let’s find it.
not beige. never boring.
panikoza is a creative chaos lab for the unapologetically strange. we shape brands that whisper secrets and shout truth. if you crave a standard logo, you’re in the wrong alley.
but if you want an identity that sticks in minds, makes money, and keeps eyes glued through smart digital marketing — come closer.
sometimes i do things for money. they’re usually very cool things.
what i do
brand identity
you are not beige.
we uncover what makes you weird in a way that feels surprising, coherent, and magnetic. from logo to color, your identity will whisper… or scream.
voice & narrative
words that unsettle.
copy that doesn’t talk down or up — copy that jolts, lingers, and compels. your voice, committed.
web & digital presence
web design & digital marketing
static scrolling is dead. you want a site that moves, intrigues, and leaves a trace — not another template.
great isn’t enough.
talent without distribution stays invisible.
most brands don’t need more content.
they need direction.
– funnels that don’t look like funnels
– ads that don’t beg
– positioning that pulls
i don’t manage socials.
i engineer attention.
– paid media structured to convert
– shopify built for scale
– email that compounds
– launches designed to peak
you don’t need more traffic.
you need leverage.
–scale isn’t volume. it’s structure
– attention without systems evaporates
– infrastructure before noise
not everyone gets it. that’s the point.
the process
whisper
– 30‑minute discovery call: no suits, no jargon, just weird synergy.
dig
– 2‑week brand deep dive: moodboards, voice sketches, secret prompts.
build
– logo, site, voice: crafted in 10 days or less.
launch
– your brand enters the world. we debrief, ghost-write your first post, set you up for chaos.
there’s a method to the weirdness.
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